i jhust puked up my retainher.
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
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