marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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