He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Randomize
