It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Want updates from david's night out drinking? If so text back DAVID to this number. Std rates apply.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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