You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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