you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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