just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
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