I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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