Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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