there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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