the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
meet me or not, i'm out of control
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I need to align my fucking chakras
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