Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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