Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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