and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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