singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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