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he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
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