Me. At least after what I've been through.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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