i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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