So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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