Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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