Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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