As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Jerry, you need to find god
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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