Christians are straight up FREAKS
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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