Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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