Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
