i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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