I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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