Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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