how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
is that a dick in a sweater?
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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