I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
