Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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