Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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