I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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