And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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