Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Randomize
