why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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