Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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