Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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