And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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