what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
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