We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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