Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I feel like abortions should bother me more
I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom
You know how us drunks love counting steps
Hippo gnu deer
Drunk walkin through police station. America
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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