yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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