are you so shy because you have an std?
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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