after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
We just shotgunned beers for America
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
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