I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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