Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Me. At least after what I've been through.
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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