Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
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Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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