So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Randomize
