it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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